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In a Polynesian floor show you’re taken on a “tour” to the main islands in the South Pacific. While traveling to each island you’re given a brief history and then shown a dance (which usually tells a story).

This last floor show that I went to drifted hella far away from the South Pacific. First we started off in Tahiti, then made our to to Hawaii, New Zealand, and then our final stop in Kenya.

Yes, Kenya. I couldn’t believe it myself but they brought out the limbo world champion in a Polynesian floor show. It was awesome and awkward at the same time. Just have a look at the pics below.

I’ll give the guy credit cause he went below the limbo stick while it was on two beer bottles.

What I think was hella unacceptable was the extra tight pants he wearing because it hella made the outline of his dong stick out. I’m not gay but it was just one of those situations where no matter how hard you looked away, you could just see “it”. It’s like in the movie Watchmen, no matter hard you tried looking away from Dr. Manhattan’s dong, it was just there on the screen, unavoidable. The only way to NOT see it is if you closed your eyes.

He was also trying to do “sexy” moves while moving under the stick with his stomach rolling and air humping action. All that was unnecessary too but overall seeing someone do a real life stick limbo with the height of a beer bottle from the floor. Yeah, that’s pretty awesome.

Oh and that’s not all. The people running the floor show stopped in Kenya and that got my mom mad because they didn’t go to Samoa (which was disappointing because the people running the floor show was Samoan too). So she MADE them take a trip to Samoa and made my aunty grab a Samoan CD from the truck. Everything worked out nice because my mom told everyone what to do and helped the graduate dance. When everyone finally “got” what was going on they fully participated and started dancing with the graduate, and even threw money too.

My mom is freakkin’ awesome.

I partied way too hard last night and I’m glad I did. I got that party mode out of my system and I’m ready to put in work and get shit done. The comeback is in effect bitches! This is the Samoan-Ninja signing off… LAtEZ.

When it comes to Christmas I really don’t like gift exchange games like Secret Santa. You pick someones name and then you give that person a gift you think they’ll like. I’m always in a continuous argument with myself of “Will that person like my gift?”, “If I give this gift, does it imply that I’m cheap?”, “Does this gift even matches the person I’m giving it to?”, “Is this gift even useful?”, etc.. In birthdays if you gave a gift and thought it didn’t hold up, it didn’t matter cause that person is still getting showered with other gifts. However in this gift giving, you only get one shot to “please”.

This year a new game was played called White Elephant, and I completely approve. There’s no stress in it because the present you give goes under the tree for anybody to choose or “steal”.

Here’s how the game works, everyone buys a gift (usually inexpensive) and it goes under the tree. Then you draw a number (usually from a hat), and the number decides the order that you go in.

The person who is first will select a gift to open and then show it off to everyone. Then the second person (and everyone after) can pick a new gift or they can “steal” a gift that somebody has opened. The person who has had their gift “stolen” gets another turn of opening a new gift or “stealing” someone else’s.

There is no “steal-backs” and an item can only be stolen up to 3 times then it’s determined “safe”. The game is over when everyone has a gift.

When it was my turn I was about to “steal” a chocolate fondue fountain, but I went with getting a gift from the tree. I ended up with house shoes, my mom got a foreman grill, and my dad got hella socks plus other items.

Overall it’s fun, anonymous, and random.

Well, I hope you had an awesome Christmas, cause I did!

Happy Thanksgiving to everyone! Next year I’m going to be deep frying my turkey, which instead of hours of cooking, only takes 30 freakkin minutes!!! Pictures and videos will be taken, plenty of food will be eaten, and large amounts of alcohol is going to be consumed. Once again, Happy Thanksgiving, I’ll update soon, LAtEZ.

As I said before there will be updates, and here they are..

The pictures in the gallery are of Kafe’s graduation, Moli and Josephine’s graduation.. And the last are of the damage in the house caused by the firefighters. Not my house but one of the houses from the hall. Click hurr to view the pictures!!!

Then two videos below of Moli and Josephine’s graduation..

This is the Samoan-Ninja signing off.. LAtEZ.

Thanks to the Faapouli’s camera and also Isaiah for making the photo updates, the Tauoa Family 2006 Reunion + Tracy’s Party is now added to the photo gallery

>>>CLiCK HURR FOR THE TAUOA FAMiLY 2006 REUNiON + TRACY’S BiRFDAY BASH!!!<<<

Long story short, a great farewell to the Chevy Blazer and a nice hello to the Dodge Durango… This is the Samoan-Ninja signing off… LAtEZ.