Floor Show Remix
In a Polynesian floor show you’re taken on a “tour” to the main islands in the South Pacific. While traveling to each island you’re given a brief history and then shown a dance (which usually tells a story).
This last floor show that I went to drifted hella far away from the South Pacific. First we started off in Tahiti, then made our to to Hawaii, New Zealand, and then our final stop in Kenya.
Yes, Kenya. I couldn’t believe it myself but they brought out the limbo world champion in a Polynesian floor show. It was awesome and awkward at the same time. Just have a look at the pics below.
I’ll give the guy credit cause he went below the limbo stick while it was on two beer bottles.
What I think was hella unacceptable was the extra tight pants he wearing because it hella made the outline of his dong stick out. I’m not gay but it was just one of those situations where no matter how hard you looked away, you could just see “it”. It’s like in the movie Watchmen, no matter hard you tried looking away from Dr. Manhattan’s dong, it was just there on the screen, unavoidable. The only way to NOT see it is if you closed your eyes.
He was also trying to do “sexy” moves while moving under the stick with his stomach rolling and air humping action. All that was unnecessary too but overall seeing someone do a real life stick limbo with the height of a beer bottle from the floor. Yeah, that’s pretty awesome.
Oh and that’s not all. The people running the floor show stopped in Kenya and that got my mom mad because they didn’t go to Samoa (which was disappointing because the people running the floor show was Samoan too). So she MADE them take a trip to Samoa and made my aunty grab a Samoan CD from the truck. Everything worked out nice because my mom told everyone what to do and helped the graduate dance. When everyone finally “got” what was going on they fully participated and started dancing with the graduate, and even threw money too.
My mom is freakkin’ awesome.
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I wonder if dude’s ever gotten hard and was thus unable to limbo under the two beer bottles.