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Today went to the movies with Reno, Dawn, and their family (excluding Chelsea, she was working, loser), Ricky, his son, and some kid Brandon. Anyways, if you want to see a straight violent action movie, Rambo is your movie. When you go to the movies, please, leave your fucking kids at home, thank you.

So you’re probably wondering how violent is it? Well, take all the blood, guts, gore, and explosions from the beach landing in Saving Private Ryan (Here’s a memory refresher):

And times it by ten, and you have Rambo

Or

Take the blood, guts, and gore from The Story Of Riki, and times it by 2, lol:

Most of you reading this is probably wondering, what the hell is The Story Of Riki. This isn’t your average kung-fu flick and it’s so bad that it reeks of awesomeness. Listen, if you want to watch this movie, watch it when you have time to kill, so that in the end if you didn’t like it, you really couldn’t complain because there wasn’t anything better to do. Then rewind the movie back to the fight scenes, and then most importantly skip over to the scene where he teaches that one kid to play an instrument (which somewhat doesn’t make sense, because you hear him play the instrument like a newbie, and then he starts jamming out like a pro, and then he stops playing to wave back at Riki, and the music is whistling music is still playing, like it became the background music, lol.. See the movie, you’ll know what I’m talking about!!!).

Actually somebody should make a drinking game out of the movie, like for everytime you see blood, or somebody dies, you have to take a shot, lol.

Hmm, I think this post switched from Rambo to Riki, haha… Anyways, that was my adventure for today, next up, CLOVERFIELD!!!! YAY!

I may own Samoan-Ninja.com but I don’t own the server it’s hosted on. Come to find out I am currently sharing the server with 18 other people. If you own a site but not hosting it yourself check out this Reverse IP DNS Tool, it will show you all the sites being hosted on “your” server.

Here are the sites I share the server with:
1. Dickstire.com
(Doesn’t have a index page, but from the image folder, it’s car performance stuff)

2. Ihateyourface.net
(No index page, not worth visiting)

3. Wbsperformance.com
(No index page, not worth visiting)

4. Bamoc.com
(Broker Agent Magazine, real estate stuff)

5. Belladonnaestates.com
(Singe page, real estate worker)

6. Bmwshocks.com
(BMW Shocks for sale, but the site is filled with errors, and no products)

7. Esu.com
(Some kind of selling site, not worth visiting)

8. Hosting.superhighoutput.com
(A “super high output” car site, but it’s not set up properly, and not worth visiting)

9. Midwestduratec.com
(The domain name expired)

10. Officialshocal.com
(A street car performance forum)

11. Rtracingoffroad.com
(An off-roading performance site)

12. Samalter.com
(Sam Alter, he is a photographer, nice pictures too)

13. Samoan-ninja.com
(You are currently here!)

14. Shobrosgarage.com
(I guess it’s related to OfficialShoCal.com, but it’s in maintenance mode)

15. Shocksandsprings.com
(A site about, you guessed it, shocks and springs, not worth it)

16. Shosource.com
(Car performance retail site)

17. Superhighoutput.com
(About Ford Taurus built for performance)

18. Totalimagemotorsports.com
(Another car/truck performance site, one page, not worth it)

So, the GMC Yukon sounds like the engine is going out again! I told them fools (The mechanics who put the new engine in) that it was leaking a lot of oil and they said it’s normal, now its making the noise it did right before the engine blew.

Since I have no Yukon, it means that I have no ride to get to places, let’s say, interviews!! Damnit… So, I’m still jobless, about to be carless (unless they can save the engine), and stuck at home for now.

Well, was bored and started stumbling around the internet, found a fobbed out game called “Cat-Mario” or “Syobon Action” or “é¦ésé+é±é¦âAâNâVâçâô”. It’s based on the original Mario with so many twists you can’t help but laugh because all the levels are designed for you to hella lose (You’ll know what I mean when you play it). You should try it. Click ->HERE<- for the link to play. I already beat the game but took me like 200+ lives, lol. Anyways, here are some pictures of the game (Don’t mind my desktop):