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MMMmmm, bacon. (drool...)

I’ve been thinking about eating some hot, fat-dripping, chewy bacon. Tomorrow after work I’m going to head to the store, load up on the pork, and just bacon binge.

I finally uploaded the pictures from the Falo – Tiumalu 2010 reunion hosted in San Diego… The next reunion is in 2012 and Las Vegas will be hosting it. I’ll fill you in on the details here and on the family website later.. This is the Samoan-Ninja signing off… LAtEZ.

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This should be on Leno's Headlines.

I meant to upload the pictures I took from the Falo-Tiumalu reunion but then I got a little bit sidetracked and started looking at cars for sale. This is an actual listing from www.cars.com

The description is a mess but I underlined the best part in red. You know where one of the key selling points is that it has a “STATE OF ART RADOR DECTOR FLY BY COPS”.

Oh and expect the family reunion pictures to be up on Friday, if not, Sunday at the latest. It’s too late for me to upload it now, and I know the in the next two days I’m going to be hella busy at work meaning I’ll be hella tired when I get home. This is the Samoan-Ninja signing off… LAtEZ.

In a Polynesian floor show you’re taken on a “tour” to the main islands in the South Pacific. While traveling to each island you’re given a brief history and then shown a dance (which usually tells a story).

This last floor show that I went to drifted hella far away from the South Pacific. First we started off in Tahiti, then made our to to Hawaii, New Zealand, and then our final stop in Kenya.

Yes, Kenya. I couldn’t believe it myself but they brought out the limbo world champion in a Polynesian floor show. It was awesome and awkward at the same time. Just have a look at the pics below.

I’ll give the guy credit cause he went below the limbo stick while it was on two beer bottles.

What I think was hella unacceptable was the extra tight pants he wearing because it hella made the outline of his dong stick out. I’m not gay but it was just one of those situations where no matter how hard you looked away, you could just see “it”. It’s like in the movie Watchmen, no matter hard you tried looking away from Dr. Manhattan’s dong, it was just there on the screen, unavoidable. The only way to NOT see it is if you closed your eyes.

He was also trying to do “sexy” moves while moving under the stick with his stomach rolling and air humping action. All that was unnecessary too but overall seeing someone do a real life stick limbo with the height of a beer bottle from the floor. Yeah, that’s pretty awesome.

Oh and that’s not all. The people running the floor show stopped in Kenya and that got my mom mad because they didn’t go to Samoa (which was disappointing because the people running the floor show was Samoan too). So she MADE them take a trip to Samoa and made my aunty grab a Samoan CD from the truck. Everything worked out nice because my mom told everyone what to do and helped the graduate dance. When everyone finally “got” what was going on they fully participated and started dancing with the graduate, and even threw money too.

My mom is freakkin’ awesome.

"Please Mr. Falo give me a moment of your time..."

So Citibank sent my shit to the collection and all of the operators I’ve spoken to are fuckin’ stupid.

You see when they called me I was busy at work. I asked for their information so I could write it down and call them back but they kept trying to wheel-and-deal over the phone which I couldn’t do at the moment. I kept asking for the number and the extension number but the damn Punjabi bitch kept trying to deal over the phone saying “Mr. Falo I can lower what you owe by 30% if you can pay it all off now” (Which I can’t!)… I asked again for the number, and she said “Mr. Falo, just give me a minute of your time and I can NOW lower it by 40%! Again, if you can pay it all off now”… I said “I can’t make one payment and that I’m willing to make payment arrangements but I can’t talk about all this now because I’m at work, WORKING!”

Now she started getting mad, and I was getting worked up. The fucking thing that gets me is that I’m saying I’m willing to talk and make payment arrangements and this bitch on the line is getting frustrated at me cause I’m not willing to pay it all off at $3000. I wish I had that much saved up cause then I’d pay’em off so I don’t have to hear their shit anymore..

I did get to calling them back and was transferred to a “supervisor”. He was saying the same scripted “30%-40%” bullshit. I told’em I’ll make payment arrangements and again he was shooting for one lump payment deals. I said “No, I can’t do that, I can only do $200 a month”.

The guy said “Fine, how are you going to pay that with a mastercard or visa”
I said “What? I don’t have any credit cards, I’m going to send in a check”
“Well I need the routing and account number now”
“Why do you need all that information? Give me an address to send the check to”
“I need confirmation”
“Well I don’t have that information now..”
“Well Mr Falo, I can’t do anything without that info”
“I’ll call you back again”

After questioning him on why he needs my information..  I need to discuss some things with my “peoples”.. Making payment arrangements over the phone with people of what Indian/British accents doesn’t sound legit as of now.. Sounds almost like an email scam about some guy with hella money in a bank account and needing your help to transfer it your account it get it out because something is wrong with his acct.

I’ll fill you in when more develops…

Remember when I had those credit cards? Well, Capital One hella remembers and they want their money backk now. I was just handled a summons from them and I currently owe $2000 and some change.

The summons was a little bit intimidating to read because there’s a line in the paper saying something like “Attention, you are being sued!”… So anyways I called the attorney’s office and worked out a monthly payment.. I just hope that the other credit card company (CitiGroup) doesn’t call me too cause I’ll tell them to fuck off cause they already got their bailouts plus they made a revenue of 104+ billion.. Nah, I’ll probably workout another monthly payment but then after that.. Only a bank account AND the future lies ahead!

This is just one picture and it’s a bit blurry but this is what my office looks like. There really isn’t a window to look outside BUT I can’t complain because not very many people can say they have their OWN OFFICE!!! Awesome.

Let me go ahead and break down what you’re seeing. On the desk is a desktop pc that’s being fixed, infront of the desk you’ll see a cluster f*ck of computers, they are broken but are used for parts. On the right of the pile are some printers I’m examining, and on top of the pile are one of those motivational posters it says.. “Success” – Success is a journey, not a destination. I want to change it out for something more awesome. Maybe for Courage Wolf? lol…

Well that’s about it. After I’m done cleaning and decorating my room I’ll take another picture maybe even take pictureS. Ha.. This is the Samoan-Ninja signing off… LAtEZ.